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Richard Ashcroft (moments before hissy fit)

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Knowledge Comes with Death's Release



It's been almost a week since David Bowie passed, and almost a week before I've been able to properly say anything about it. ABC's Rage is on the TV right now playing a selection of his videos, and even the later ones I didn't really get into are tugging at my heartstrings at the moment. I figure that where best to say something than the long neglected music blog named after him? Maybe this final post will be a fitting end to a website which I actually did quite well at maintaining for a good couple of years.

Yesterday I went out with my Ziggy Stardust album cover t-shirt on, and a lady at a pretty typical womens boutique recognised it and asked if I was devastated. All I could do was nod and say "yes. yes. yes." I've actually had multiple people (some who I haven't heard from in years) contact me and tell me they thought of me straight away and was I okay? It was overwhelmingly sweet to know so many people remember how much Bowie touched my life. I couldn't say much more to them than "I'm shattered, thankyou." I'll try and be a little more eloquent today.

Bowie wasn't always in my life, consciously. Subconsciously, though, he was everywhere. My parents were huge, ridiculous fans, as were most of their friends and family. I remember lying in bed (probably mum and dad's waterbed) while they were hosting a dinner party and hearing a song about some dude named Major Tom who seemed to be in a bit of a pickle. Quite a few times. One of their family friends owned a dog named Ziggy. Labyrinth, and Jareth's codpiece was on the TV often. He was very much around.

It wasn't until I was late in highschool and my family decided to have impromptu vinyl nights in the living room while my young sister complained from her room next door, that I started to discover him properly. Mum and Dad went to see him while on his Reality Tour (I was underaged and of course wouldn't have afforded it anyway) and I was jealous as hell. In my university year, I went along to a Bowie tribute music night at the Tivoli Theatre, with my parents in tow. Musicians such as Tim Steward, Katy and Tyrone Noonan, Annie Lee, Tylea and Guy Webster performed 'The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars' in full. That was it for me, I was done.

Since that gig, important times in my life have always had a bit of Bowie tied in. There's probably a Bowie moment for every one of the important people in my life. There's a song for every feeling I've experienced, every lover I've had. The time I was tossing up whether to date someone; hearing 'Drive In Saturday''s lyric "She's uncertain if she likes him/But she knows she really loves him", helping me make my decision. Countless discussions of Bowie's music, or who right now fits the description of this generation's Bowie (no one), on an internet forum, many forumers of whom became close friends. Getting 'Pin Ups' (which I'd actually not heard at the time) from one of those close friends for my birthday. Dragging some friends and a sibling (some of whom didn't know much about him) to go to an appalling Bowie club night in a dingy bar. Going to see the film of 'The Rise And Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars' at the Gallery of Modern Art with another friend and accidentally clapping after a few of the songs finished. Wearing a Bowie mask and carrying a poster saying "This ain't rock and roll, this is genocide!" as I and a close friend marched down Brisbane city in protest of closure of aboriginal communities. And of course, debating whether "Heroes" was overrated or not with a guy I'd just met at a party, culminating in him showing me his Heroes dance in my living room. He's currently sitting next to me in our living room and four years later we're still debating.

When I turned 25, "All the Young Dudes" was posted on my facebook wall. When I travelled to Europe, "Fantastic Voyage" was playing on my ipod. When I've left an unpleasant work experience, "Look Back In Anger" or his version of "Friday On My Mind" have been blasting out of the car speakers. Whenever if ever I get engaged, "Be My Wife" will be playing in my head. When I reach my 5 year wedding anniversary, "Five Years" will be karaoke'd by the both of us (if this doesn't happen, I've married the wrong guy). "Kooks" will be the theme song for my first child.

My life is David Bowie in some way or another. Hearing his passing was like having a piece of my life die. He'll never know the impact his life had on me, and I'll never be able to see him in the flesh to at least scream my praise to him along with the crowd. But, as one of those repeated memes has said, I'm so glad to have got to know him in my lifetime, even experience some of his new music as its being released. I'm a lucky girl to have my life so enriched by him.

Thanks David Bowie. No, you're wonderful.

 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

CAST YOUR MIND BACK: Episode 5, 1997: The best year of our lives, apparently. And accurately.



***WARNING, NECESSARY SWEARS***

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS. It is definitely an accurate description to call 1997 as the best year of music, possibly ever, definitely in Australian history. If we could bottle this slice of musical history and drink it up it would be the sweetest, most excellent drink in the world. It was RIDICULOUSLY HARD to pick 15 of the most memorable for this year, simply for the fact that nearly EVERY GODDAMN SONG was good and IS STILL good. With the absence of maybe Pauline Pantsdown, the top 20 was consistently decent, every song still standing up today, yes even you Chumbawumba, still getting flogged during sporting events. Music has never been this good since and never will; even the novelty songs and one hit wonders had repeat listenability (except maybe "Cows With Guns" by Dana Lyons).
Bands such as Blink 182, Smash Mouth, Cornershop, the Verve, and Dandy Warhols were coming out with their big time debuts, hitting big before their inevitable roll downhill. Not only was the international scene prime, but the Australian scene was just NAILING IT, with debuts from Jebediah, Living End, The Mavis', Grinspoon, Powderfinger (JC is one of the few songs of theirs I have willingly listened to)  and solid follow ups from Silverchair, Custard, Spiderbait, and of course the number one spotters the Whitlams. Kylie was still in indie girl phase, Nick Cave was breaking hearts with 'The Boatman's Call', and Regurgitator were just about to start killing it with 'Unit'. If a few of those Australian artists had stopped there, they would have achieved legendary status. 
I'm sure there was some crap that year as well, but the fact is also that people were listening to the right stuff too, and it all made it in, even Ween. (Nothing from Björk's 'Homogenic' made it in, but we'll let that one slide.) And every band whether you liked them or not had a good song, Beck, Blur, Marilyn Manson, Metallica. I can't emphasize it enough; during the final Hottest 100 of the last 20 years countdown in June this year, the most entries were from 1997 (with 12 of them), and it makes perfect sense. It was a brilliant year. 

So with that said, I will focus more on the obscurities than the obvious, we-all-loved-it songs, otherwise I'd be here all day, and APPARENTLY MY BLOGS ARE TOO LONG. 




I think the only reason this wasn't higher in the mix was because of there being just so many good songs this year. No one could forget the classic Spike Jonze directed film clip in which dog faced boy Charles with his broken boombox and leg gets around New York. Interestingly, the actor who plays Charles has had his finger in a few Jonze-ish pies since then.


Faithless - Don't Leave (at #95)


Everyone knows Faithless as the whole deep trancey stuff, with Dido thrown in there time to time, but this song was one of their underrated gems before that whole image took over. Such a delicately heartfelt song that very much emulates the tragedy of breaking up. Looks like it was used in 'A Life Less Ordinary', as was the excellent Beck song ''Deadweight'' that year. Great film too!

Brainbug - Nightmare (#85)




One of those one hit wonders I'm talking about, and a bit of silly fun. Brainbug was an Italian electronic dance music producer, who disappeared from the scene after the 90's and whose other songs at a glance sound a lot like this one. The filmclip made it a lot of fun though and was a great watch during a saturday morning Rage session. 


Space - Female of the Species (#75)




Space were a little band out of Liverpool that made it big with this single, then released 'Tin Planet' which I bought from Crazy Clarks for $10, then disappeared and never came back again. A real shame, as their quirky pop rock was extremely good stuff, and this song is a sexy slice of musical cheesecake (just imagine a better looking guy is singing it). 

Front End Loader - Pulse (#72)



This is a perfect rock song. It picks and slows down in the right places, makes you feel like moshing, harmonizes perfectly, indulges in slightly morbid subject matter. I think my whole family loved this song. Also it's fitting that Regurgitator's replacement drummer Pete Kostic was in this band, 'cause those drums! I've listened to it 3 times just now and could go a fourth.

Robyn Loau - Sick With Love (#71)



Remember Girlfriend? You had blocked that out, hadn't you? They were responsible for me wanting to wear flower hats when I was 7. The frontlady of the early 1990's australian girl group (only 90's australian girl group??) grew up and released this (terribly written) single in 1997 and it actually did pretty decently. Nothing really came out of that however, except that years later when re-discovering it, I added Robyn to MySpace and actually had some back and forth comments. 


White Town - Your Woman (#59)



Another slice of musical perfection, don't even tell me you disagree! It was played over and over again for years after it came out, and you can still catch it making a go-around. I loved it soooo much. White Town was greatly a one hit wonder, however the one guy who makes all of the music in White Town is still very much doing music

Arkarna - Eat me (#50)



Arkarna was another forgotten band I totally adored. I never got their album "Fresh Meat" but I taped their Live At the Wireless set for it at the time and played it constantly. Such good tunes, and such cute dudes. Fun fact: their song "So Little Time" became the theme song for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's TV show of the same name. BIG MISTAKE GUYS. 

Filter feat. the Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (#47)



Before Filter were asking us to take a picture, they collaborated with The Crystal Method to create this brooding speedy track for the purpose of the soundtrack to 'Spawn'. Frontman RIchard Patrick's screeching vocals is a perfect accompaniment to the squeaky electronics and breaking beats. And because of this song, everyone remembers that great movie 'Spawn'.


The Cure - Wrong Number (#45)



Probably the last really popular Cure song they've created, this song was completely flogged on Triple J when it came out. It was totally unavoidable, and way too difficult to get out of your head. It was also pretty excellent, thankfully, reminding the public of why the Cure are so good, even if it is silly to like the Cure.

Pendulum - Coma (#37)



NOT to be confused by another Australian irritating dub-step band, Pendulum were close to giving me nightmares with this song. Opening with a really well picked creepy line from the not-so-creepy Eddie Murphy film 'Coming To America', add that to the cat-miaowy noises and footsteps, equals a song that takes you to all sorts of disturbing mental places. Fantastic. 

Regurgitator - Everyday Formula (#19)


The 'Gurge really sold their electro-punk-pop for me with this song, coupled with their Tron homage film clip. It also really sold Quan Yeoman's face to me as well. This was the year 'Unit' was released, which would go on to become their biggest hit and one of Australia's best albums of like, forever. 'Unit' kept them in the ARIA charts for something like 3 years, as they gradually released super fantastic single after single. I lusted over this album all throughout my childhood (It was R rated), surviving on a recorded tape of singles that I got off a friend. Finally my mum bought me a copy when I was a uni student, which was almost a humour joke after all that.


Cordrazine -  Crazy (#17)


I can still listen to this song for it's brooding, haunting melancholy. It seems to perfectly encapsulate that feeling of being out of control and isolated, with lead singer Hamish Cowan's voice a perfect accompaniment for the mood. This was the big single for Cordrazine, an Australian band that faded away not long after this hit. I remember seeing them on the bill to play at the Zoo in 2010 however so it appears they did reform (as is the thing to do in the twentyteens).  

Quindon Tarver and Lee Perry - Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen) (#16)



Baz Lurhman had a bunch to do with this song which coincided with the excellent Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Little man Quindon Tarver had won hearts with his gospel voice and ensured the track was not all about some old guy dishing out intriguing advice. The advice was pretty timeless, although very open to parody, achieved somewhat well by John Safran. 



I've done enough tooting of my own horn about Radiohead to fill a blog on its own.. but I have to tell you this song was the beginning of a long, long, long love affair with them. They've never let me down, and this song was worth an album of goodness, it has so much depth and creativity and emotion and layers and multiple playing power. The song, with the clip, takes you into a dark, aggressive place, and at 11 I had no idea how much that place would mean to me in my teenage years. And that's all I'll say.

So yep, done, dusted, 1997: best. I dare you to top it. Won't happen. 
P.S. Special thanks to Mike the Lover for letting me do this on his Mac. Hey did you know that Macs are really good?

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

CAST YOUR MIND BACK: Episode 4, 1996: The birth of my love for You Am I, Beck, and Ben Folds Five



Apologies, avid readers of this humble blog. I had a pretty good run, didn't I? I was spitting them out quick as a flash, and then all that momentum tumbled into a giant void of emptiness. To be truthful, I actually had one of those periods of life where work/life balance became work/work balance, and I literally had no time to do any recreational activities, such as silly blogging. After a holiday (right now) resulting in me feeling even more anxious instead of more relaxed, needless to say I need a huge career change. Anyway, here I am, who knows when I'll be here again. 

SO! WHAT did you think of the final Hottest 100 of the Last 20 Years countdown, announced about 70 years ago? Did you vomit in disgust or cheer in elation at the songs that made it and didn't make it? Oasis being no. 1 was probably deserved in my opinion, as it was a song that still is hard to escape. On social media there are a lot of opinions, like of course 1.where are the girls, and 2. why was one of the only hip hop songs to make it in (Nosebleed Section by Hilltop Hoods at number 4) by white Australians (never mind being average), and 3. where were these songs. Also it appears a lot of people can't count and are shitty that Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' (released in 1991) didn't top the list. 
No one will ever be completely happy with a music list, otherwise why would there be polls based on opinion!? 

This discussion is completely obsolete of course because all watercooler discussions (if you have colleagues who follow such polls) have already been done and dusted...

Nevertheless, I shall press on with my project, and here is 1996's most memorable for you. This was a pretty good year and I had to make some serious cutbacks, such as Björk's Hyperballad... I don't want to Björk you all out too much, audience. 

Snout- Cromagnon Man (coming in at #89)



Snout! They were such a good band, guys. They had a terrible name which probably held them back and reserved them only for soundtracks to The Secret Life of Us etc. But this song was cracking as and had me rocking the car on the way to Brisbane Arts Theatre rehearsals. Plus they had a stack of great singles that you'd probably remember if you heard them now, I bet. What happened to Snout, you ask? Not a lot musically, apart from frontman Ross McLennan who had his own solo act in 2009. I hope he's still doing stuff. 



A catchy addictive song by a bunch of girls with excellent voices. This song made the rounds a lot as it has become firmly embedded in my head since it got airplay. Probably fair to say Luscious Jackson was some of a one hit wonder in Australia with this, but I know they had a few more good songs up their sleeve. 



Too hard to pick one! When each of these songs came out (I can't remember which one was first), I fell in complete love with You Am I and decided they were my new favourite band. I remember watching the ARIA's that year and cursing whoever won over You Am I, who had released 'Hourly Daily' at the time. It ended up winnning Album of the Year AND Best Independent Release, so there was a lot of cheering. They toured Brisbane in June playing that album, plus 'Hi Fi Way' in their entirety, which was abso-fucking-lutely fantastic



After their searing success with 'Marvin the Album', Frente! released their second offering, 'Shape', which saw them shape their music into less poppy and slightly deeper territory (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!). I thought they had even dropped their exclamation mark, but I can't confirm this anywhere. 'Shape' wasn't that well received, and they soon disappeared off the radar. But there was some pretty excellent stuff there (or at least, I would assume, it's near impossible to find this album). But I loved this song and also this song, both quite dramatically tragic in tone. 





Holy shitballs I loved this song. 'Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness' was the only album of the Smashing Pumpkins that anyone in my family have ever owned, and it often ended up in my room at the time, although I skipped most of the grungey hard songs. This filmclip, an ode to "La Voyage Danse La Lune", by Georges Melies, is pretty incredible, and the whole thing solidifies the pumpkins as a truly great band. But Billy had to go ahead and do his own stuff and kind of spoil their legacy a bit.



I have a pretty un-fun ironic story of this song. When I was in grade 5, I was made to go on our school camp to Samford, during which we travelled to the Planetarium, which was the best part of the shitty camp (during which my class teacher told us 9 and 10 year old girls that we were a bunch of bitches... anyway). This song was playing on the radio, when a car almost turned into our bus, the driver of which slammed on the breaks and sent us all flying. A couple of kids had their teeth knocked out, a lot of us were bruised, and all of us shaken, so much that I couldn't listen to the song again for weeks. I managed to break on through it though, and it's such a fun little ditty so I'm glad I got over it. 




Ah, Jamiroquai stole all our 90's hearts and promised us to never let us down, but all 90's acts with only one schtick do, especially those who can't take off oversized hats. Ok Jamiroquai is the BAND not the GUY but all I can see in this Jonathon Glazer-directed filmclip is moving furniture, not other band members. The clip by the way is great, however just like Jamiroquai, gets a little boring after the concept gets old. Anyway, this is still a great song.  



This song had a great title to play hangman with. I have used it a few times, and every time it was revealed, it was a complete let down for the other player. I'm a bit of a hangman jerk. Anyway I still really love this one hit wonder and it gives me a fuzzy nostalgic feeling whenever I listen, which is happening right now. 




This song came out, my mum loved it, she bought the album from Sunflower Records during a holiday to the Gold Coast, and so my love affair with Beck began. I honestly don't think my mum has ever listened to a Beck album all the way through more than once, because I kept stealing them and storing them in my cd player. I think Beck did a lot for my musical upbringing, including giving me my first enjoyable taste of hip hop. I'm sorry it was a white man who did it, but hey, I was growing up in Caboolture at the time, so cut me some slack. I think our electorate was even lead by a One Nation member at that time. 




Cake's breakthrough hit was inevitable to get stuck in your head and still holds up today as an earworm of a tune. I remember dancing to this one in my room quite a bit, using actions to describe all the words (including crossing my chest for "hugging the turns"). Cake went on to become a pretty solid band, but are sort of lost in that late 90's glow, never having really progressed from that era. Still, 'Fashion Nugget' is a pretty excellent album.

No Doubt - Just A Girl (#25)



There's room for a splash of girl power in 1996 too! When No Doubt came on to the scene and Gwen Stefani hadn't discovered a swag of Harajuku girls as an entourage just yet, they were pretty rock, and pretty awesome. I was also obsessed with "Spiderwebs" and "Sunday Morning" (which I bought the single of, never being able to afford an entire CD), and was pretty fascinated with Gwen's hair, makeup, abs and voice. Also her last name was kind of my first name! We must be related!




I had NO IDEA what the 'Gurge boys were talking about in this song, I just really liked it. My dad knew very well though, and when the CD came out for this year, he made very sure I didn't read too much into it... 



Of course there was no film clip for this song, and it was so rude I don't think it was played as often as I remember hearing it... but somehow, even though I was one of the naiver girls of my bogan town, this song was my first happy memory of enjoying Regurgitator. It also helped that Quan Yeomans was a total cutie, turning into a pretty major celeb crush. 

Babylon Zoo- Spaceman (#16)




This is the worst song ever made in the entire world. But who didn't love this song at the time and this weird bronzed up guy's haircut? The sped up 'alien'-like intro and outro, the spacey sound effects and vocoder, and disgustingly ridiculous lyrics "I always wanted you to go into space, man... Intergalactic christ..." ERGH, oh my god it's so spookey spacey dark! It's SO BAD that it's SO GOOD. I wish I could have shown you the equally awful filmclip. 


This is another sexually themed song that went right by my head. I thought it was sweet and bright with a very addictive chorus that was easy to sing to younger sisters when they were cute. It is an odd song, with an equally odd filmclip, particularly the weird laughing bit in the bridge. Babybird had some other really excellent songs, such as "Bad Old Man" and "The F Word", but they never really got as popular as this song. Apparently the band reformed in 2009, and in 2012 played a music festival in Suffolk with our friends Wheatus! There you go.

Ben Folds Five - Underground (#3)


Oh boy. When this song got airplay and became a hit, for guitarless dudes Ben Folds and his 'five', that was it for me. As you probably already know, I became a massive, MASSIVE fan of this band, to the point of joining online forums and shit. Oh those were the days where I was a member of an online forum about Ben Folds... *cough*... 
As I was saying recently, now listening to Ben Folds Five in public gives me an awkward feeling... like it's now too personal to do so with other people, because their music was so personalized by me. It sounds weird, but now I feel like Ben is an older cousin or uncle who I used to spend a lot of time with while my parents were away. And whom has since become a bit senile and creepy.
The filmclip for this song is horrible, but if you want to watch it I've linked the title to it. Instead, watch the band do what they do best, their live performance. 


Well that's it for 1996, and I hope to bring you 1997 a lot sooner than later. It appears to be the big year in which the majority of the songs in the final countdown were from. We'll see if it really was all it's cracked up to be!

Saturday, June 8, 2013

CAST YOUR MIND BACK: Episode 3, 1995, Girl Power before the Spice Girls existed



1995 was the year of seminal works and debuts from bands that we have come to obsess over. Oasis released '(What's the Story) Morning Glory?', the Red Hot Chilli Peppers had 'One Hot Minute', and every girl had a copy of 'Jagged Little Pill' by Alanis Morrisette. Myself included; that being the first CD that was bought for me. Australian favourites Regurgitator and You Am I were first getting recognition and local fame, but I wasn't quite into them yet (but oh boy would I be into them). One thing I was getting into was Björk, and I bought her 'Post' record on cassette tape, the first album I ever bought with my own money. A lot of first for me in 1995! IN FACT, BJÖRK IS FIRST ON THIS LIST! HA!



Björk - "Army Of Me" (#83)



When this song came out, I could NOT get it out of my head. I spent a few days humming to it constantly until I tried to seek out who she was and how I could get her music. I had seen "It's Oh So Quiet" on Rage and soon linked the two together and soon I was fascinated by this insane backflipping pixie-ish lady. I never stopped being fascinated really. At the time I thought the lyrics were "And if you complain why I'm small, you'll meet an army of me" not "If you complain once more"... and since I was going through a "I'm the shortest person in my class and for that no one takes me seriously and it sucks" phase, it suited me very well. 


Supergrass - "Alright" (#79)




I thought this song was really old when I heard it the year it came out, and couldn't understand why it was being played everywhere. It became the soundtrack in the back of my head for fun holiday days and weekends of activities and adventure (not that many really, I was a pretty shy kid).  


N-Trance - "Stayin' Alive" (#64)




I was super surprised to see this song by "lets recycle a famous song and turn it into a clubbing piece of shit remix" collective N-Trance, make the countdown. It must have been PRETTY BIG considering it was PRETTY SHIT. I did like it though, because I was a 90's kid of the age of 9. Now it reminds me of the scene in 'Romy and Michele's Highschool Reunion' where they do a synchronized dance at a club, which is awkward and deadpan and hilarious. So the song has been good for one (1) thing. 


U2 - Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me (#57)




Let me be frank, I am not a U2 fan, and will never be one. But BATMAN, guys. The last couple of Batman movies ('..Forever', and '..And Robin') before Christopher Nolan got his hands on the franchise, were complete rubbish. But goddamn did they have excellent soundtracks. It's almost as though Joel Schumacher had to find a way to make the films worth anything, so threw a bunch of money at some decent artists to make some decent songs. This is one of them, with a pretty absorbing videoclip. God I loved watching those movie soundtrack video clips, especially if I hadn't seen the movie yet. I had seen the whole movie by the end of the clip though.



Skunk Anansie - "I Can Dream" (#41)



No one remembers this band I bet, and I have no idea what happened to them, but I really liked this song. It's very rock and screamy and loud and rough, but I think mostly I was enamoured by the lead singer. I loved how she was bald (omg she was bald!) but still beautiful and had such a powerful voice and presence, and to me that was pretty out there. 1995 may have been my total girlpower year.


Alanis Morrisette - "You Oughta Know" (#39)




SPEAKING OF. HERE SHE IS. THE QUEEN OF THE 90's FEMINISTS, ALANIS. I can't really pick a favourite song from this era because I played her album on repeat for months, but this song was the first to grab my attention. Alanis was so mad and crazy and sang with so much snipe and passion, and she had long hair and thrashed it around a bit. What more could you want, really? Unfortunately the best thing she did after this album was play God in Kevin Smith's 'Dogma'.


Pulp - "Common People" (#38)



I remember really liking "Disco 2000" more than this song, which was released in November that year (so perhaps too late in the game to get enough followers to vote). I grew to love this song pretty soon after it made the CD and it's still a classic. You may have all forgotten about the William Shatner with Ben Folds (feat Joe Jackson) cover of this song, but let me refresh your memory. I know you hate me right now but I'm not sorry. 


Swoop - "Apple Eyes" (#32)




This song was ridiculously catchy and bright, and just like most catchy bright songs of the time, was a one hit wonder of sorts. The film clip was half the appeal... I love how they discovered Green Screen in the worst possible way, so now it is so 90's it's gone past there to the 2000's and back to the 80's. The "I think I love you" bit made me cringe back then and it is making me cringe now. 


Jill Sobule - "I Kissed A Girl" (#18)




FUCK YOU KATY PERRY, JILL KISSED A GIRL BEFORE YOU DID, AND SHE LIKED IT BETTER THAN YOU DID. You thought you were so out there and taboo making a song about an occasional lapse into lesbianism (whether permanent or not) when it is OLD NEWS. It's not taboo anymore Katy and Jill didn't need fluro blue or pink hair and crazy outfits to pull it off. Where are you now Jill, to punch this girl in the throat? THIS IS GIRLPOWER, DAMMIT.


Mindless Drug Hoover - "The Reefer Song" (#12)




One of those novelty songs that was forgotten about in a year, and was truly pretty terrible. I had to get a friend who knew better to fill me in on what 'reefer' was, and once I knew, it was so deliciously naughty to sing along to. I had it soon memorized even though I still wasn't entirely sure what was going on in the song. For someone so impressionable I never developed much of an interest in actually trying reefer.


T.I.S.M. (This Is Serious Mum) - "Greg! The Stop Sign!!" (#10)




Baklava (or wine cask bladder)-clad TISM may have SEEMED like a novelty band, but they were actually very good musicians with quite a bit of songwriting wit. They can even transfer their hits on to traditional greek instruments. Their real identities were never to be revealed, with rumours that they were members of the Wiggles or Machine Gun Fellatio, but eventually were (proving all rumours incorrect). This song was one heck of an earworm and even though I only heard it a bunch of times on the radio/Rage, I heard it a million times more in my head.


Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue - "Where the Wild Roses Grow" (#8)




Possibly one of the worst Nick Cave songs ever, with some of the most compromising and cringey lyrics: "...BUT MY NAME WAS ELIIIISA DAY". Ok, Elisa. But Kylie got some serious indie cred from this (which carried over from her earlier indie-er offerings), and it was pretty mega. The song was a pretty basic 'murder ballad' (guess which Nick Cave album this is on??) and enchanted me for many months... even the terrible filmclip had me watching intently. Ok so there are some much less feminist works in this countdown... this song definitely balances out the angry lady rock songs. 


Custard - "Apartment" (#7)




For starters, this song is freaking brilliant. For seconds, I loved it to bits. For thirds, it is the first song I played on my first very own CD player. In my room. Imagine it. It was the awesomest thing ever at the time. Never mind I also purchased Hit Machine 14 to go with that CD player, let's just forget that ever happened. Lastly, I still love this song and have a great time listening to it. CLASSIC CUSTARD. NEVER FORGET. 


Presidents of the United States - "Kitty" (#4)




I was originally a cat person before we got a dog, and then I became a fence sitter. So while our family had a lovely grey persian cat named Geno, this was a song I enjoyed. (I only just realised now, as he was a very old cat, that at the time I thought cats got grey like humans did. ANYWAY) It's definitely not the Presidents' best work, and it's as novelty as they come, but I got lots of fun out of singing this song (except I never said the f's.) Goddammit I was such a boring child. 


Oasis - "Wonderwall" (#1)




And now for the song that blitzed the entire world and made Beatle-esque music totally cool and in. My parents bought '(What's the Story) Morning Glory?' not long after it came out and I got heavily, heavily into it. It is an excellent album, no one can really deny that, and had a lot of staying power. I remember in that year after the countdown, mum enrolled me into a drama group nearby, and for one of our activities we had to get in a line and sing some of our favourite song. I started in a tone way too low for me "TODAY IS GUNNA BE THE DAY THAT I'M GUNNA THROW IT BACK TO YEWWW". It was horrible, and the group leader was a little taken aback. I'm still blushing from it. Anyway, this song was destined to be number one, and the fact I loved it made it all the sweeter. 


For the full list see HERE! HAVE FUN LISTENING TO THE COUNTDOWN TODAY GUYS! I'VE ACTUALLY NOT GOT SUPER UPSET YET (Except for maybe Lana Del Ray and Of Monsters and Men getting in, you really have to be kidding me.... shhh steph) BUT THERE IS STILL TIME! SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR 1996! 

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

CAST YOUR MIND BACK: Episode 2, 1994 ('cause I'm a dimwit)

This post carries on from original post here!



OK. I am stupid and have no sense of time. When googling the Triple J Hottest 100 lists I naturally worked back a year, keeping in mind that all hottest 100 countdowns are announced in the new year. My last blog post was about 1993, not 1992. I used that M.I.A. reference all for nothing. I am sorry for being a total dickhead. 
Also, if you're viewing on your mobile, please click on the links to watch the videos, as for some reason the embeds didn't come up on phone screens last time. Never been a better time to switch to Tumblr!

199FOUR was the year that Cranberries nailed the top spot, The Offspring's "Ixnay on the Hombre" was everyone's most played album, and Silverchair turned up fresh off the highschool bus and became instant heartthrobs. 
The countdown list suggests that Triple J listeners WERE better back then, OR the music was better, because people voted BEERCAN (#29) above LOSER (#45) by Beck which I am assuming was a song much less flogged. HUGE songs such as "Mm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies or "Stay" by Lisa Loeb, were only a measly 69 and 100 respectively, and the most mainstream tune that made it in was probably Warren G's "Regulate" featuring Nate Dogg (which is kinda rad really). My memory is sharper of this time and music was becoming much more a part of my world, but I will stick with 15 songs for you. 

Blur - "Girls And Boys (Remix)" (coming in at #96... should have been higher!)


I remember pairing this song at the time with East 17's awful cover of "West End Girls", because they both talked about boys and girls, had similar-ish filmclips, and were good looking. Except no one remembers that song and everyone remembers Blur's song, which you can still hear played at Ric's on a Saturday night. BLURPLEASECOMETOAUSTRALIARIGHTNOWOKTHANKSBYE.

Dave Graney 'n' the Coral Snakes - "I'm Gonna Release Your Soul" (#79)



One my parent's favourites at the time (or so my memory tells me), Dave Graney hit pretty big with this song. It was damn catchy and stuck in your head immediately, with a bit of sex appeal that was most definitely lost on 8 year old me. I think it mostly annoyed me, but I can naturally appreciate and enjoy it in my adult life. 

Frente - "Bizarre Love Triangle" (#56)




Frente! was one of the first bands I ever got into as a very youngster, and they were very appropriate for a 7 year old to get into as "Accidentally Kelly Street" sounded like a song from Play School. This song however was a very popular, sweet cover of the New Order tune, that I thought at the time was an excellent original (remember how old I was guys). I can remember my dad remarking on the video "that girl's got something up her schnozz", and nothing more... not even bothering to tell me that this wasn't an original song. SHAME ON YOU FRANCO.


Ed Kuepper - "La Di Doh" (#55)




For some reason I really liked this song as a kid, and I don't really know why- maybe it was just my parents going nuts over it and thus modelling was the culprit. SHAME ON YOU AGAIN FRANCO. It is a really good song though, a thousand times better live rather than this kind of abrupt recording. 

Christine Anu - "Monkey and the Turtle" (#43)



Remember Christine!? She was all 'My Island Home' and 'Why don't you come join ma parteh' and before those songs got big she did this song, which was a million times better than those two. So groovy and joyous and easy to sing along. Probably danced to this in my room one time too many. 

The Prodigy - "Voodoo People" (#37)



I definitely danced to this in my room ten times too many. 

Tori Amos - "Cornflake Girl" (#35)



What was she singing about?! What was she saying half the time!? Peel out the walch wear? Who knew! All I knew is whenever I had cornflakes for breakfast, I too was a cornflake girl, and this song was in some way partly responsible for my desire to play piano some day. 


Kylie Minogue - "Confide In Me" (#30)


Remember when Kylie Minogue had some good songs? This was even before her 'Impossible Princess' Indie-queen era, during which  she also had some good songs. This was a pretty great song, and if anyone disputes that well then I don't care. It also opened up my vocabulary a bit. 


Underground Lovers - "Losin' It" (#19)



This song kills me every time. IT IS SO GOOD. Back then I was a bit saddened by it, as it sounded so mournful and hopeless. But since then its catch and hook and danceability weirdly uplifts me despite the lonesome subject matter. Underground Lovers were totally underrated. They toured recently but DID I GO? NO BECAUSE I SUCK. 

Nick Cave - "Do You Love Me" (#11)



Nick Cave's two big songs at this time, this one and "Red Right Hand", took over the airwaves and took myself to a dark, scary place with no light at the end of the tunnel. Somehow I was okay with this, (again, my parents probably had a lot to do with that... FRANCO!) and would sing along to this song in the living room. I obviously didn't listen too deeply to the lyrics. Great job Nick!


Severed Heads - "Dead Eyes Opened (remix)" (#10)



"I'm not going into details. It's too horrible." There are many many versions of this song on youtube, as it has been remixed a hundred times, and was first released in 1984. The song's sample of a British man reading an excerpt from what I read was a book called "Death on the Crumbles" made it a huge hit- it was fascinating and ghastly. Along with the addictive electronic beat, the song is almost timeless.

Max Sharam - "Coma" (#8)




I remember this filmclip EERILY well. It's not a great clip, but the song was probably my favourite ever at the time. The sense of insanity was so present, even if I was too young understand the concept of stalking and heartbreak. In a way I related to that sense of coming apart and being in a coma-esque funk, as I was a pretty anxious young girl at the time. Max Sharam was a one wonder at the time, cleaning up at the ARIAs then disappearing, but wikipedia tells me she is crowdfunding a new record. 


Veruca Salt - "Seether" (#6)



I have a distinct memory of my mum and dad watching this clip and endlessly debating what the "Seether" in the song was. "It's a cat!" "NO it's a human!" "Oh maybe it's a dog?" "No it's definitely a cat!" One of those classic 90's girl rock bands, the rawness of this song hooked me, and left me to wonder for hours how you'd try to cram a child/person back into a person's 'mound' or 'mouth', if you want to believe LyricsFreak. 

Silverchair - "Tomorrow" (#5)



It is simply quite amazing how far Silverchair came, growing up out of their Pearl Jam/Nirvana emulating beginnings and into an artistic, critically lauded band. I can't say I was a fan of them all the way through (and felt sometimes the 'artiness' was a bit gratuitous), but listen to something like Dissociatives (in which frontman Daniel Johns collaborated with Paul Mac of Itch-E and Scratch-E, another 1994 fave), and its hard to believe they're the same band. This was a perfect rock song that gave them huge exposure, whether they wanted it or not.

The Cranberries - "Zombie" (#1)


"IN YUR HEEEEAAAD!! ZAHHHHMBEHHH-YEH" Having NO concept of the Protestant VS Catholic conflict in Ireland, I of course just thought this song was about zombies and enjoyed singing along to what I thought was a hilarious tune. It was damn hard to escape this tune and it's despairing tones, and it was no surprise when it became number one. 


THAT'S ALL! I believe the countdown for Triple J's Hottest 100 songs of the last 20 years is next weekend. Do you think I can complete this blog project by then? NO WAY! I will forever be harping on about last years news. As long as someone reads it, I don't care... I SHALL CARRY ON. See you soon for Part 3, 1995!

Monday, May 20, 2013

CAST YOUR MIND BACK: Triple J Hottest 100s, Episode 1, 1992.



A few weeks ago while I was flicking through the radio on my way to work (or rather, switching between Triple J and 4zzz, and River FM because sometimes they have some MAD CLASSICS), I heard an announcement that Triple J are doing a Hottest 100 countdown of the past 20 years, to mark the yearly poll's 20th birthday. 
Whether or not you feel inclined to vote for this, and will or won't be disappointed that the poll won't contain the ones you vote for; the event is going to take your mind back regardless. As they tend to do a Hottest 100 of All Time every couple of years or so, is there a point to this poll? Who knows. But I couldn't help but reminisce, as we all so love to do, being in our nature. 
When I first started to take notice of music other than Disney soundtracks and the Beatles, it would have been about 1993-1994 when I was about 7 or 8. My family had moved to the sticks (Caboolture), and we didn't have as many friends or things to do. We were living in a rental property while our house got built and my mum had initiated a new tradition of putting the radio on in the afternoons after school, unleashing all sorts of musical havoc on my ears. Mum and Dad also bought the Hottest 100 volume 2 CD that year which I basically took possession of and never gave back. It was all thanks to Triple J that I was the only 8 year old in my school who listened to Björk, knew who Nick Cave was, would grow to obsess over Regurgitator and Ben Folds Five and complained that all my best friend wanted to listen to was "My Heart Will Go On" on repeat. My parents have a lot to answer for, but my versatility in taste and eagerness to explore more new music, was thanks to one thing, Triple J. 
These days I've become jaded and insist that the music is not as good as it was back then, and the talk back so much more irritating (is it a sign of age or is it the truth?), but I can't shake the fond relationship I once had with Triple J. It got me through high school nights of cramming, and introduced me to the musical friends that would be there for me when human friends seemed scarce. So to pay tribute to this long running government funded radio station, I've decided to do a succession of posts detailing the highlights of the first ten years of Triple J Hottest 100's existence. After that, I'm retiring this tired neglected blog, in favour of a generic newfangled tumblr. 

So Triple J's first yearly poll (since doing 'All Time' polls from 1989 onwards) was in early 1993, listing off the best from 1992. I was 7, and not quite into the music that defined me just yet- but there were some gems that ended up in the countdown, that I distinctly remember dancing, humming, singing, or being transfixed by. My Dad did a pretty good job of shielding me from the number one song, Denis Leary's "Asshole", and I'm not including the songs I got into LATER in life.... So here's 15 that I remember getting into best.

The Shamen - "Ebeneezer Goode" (coming in at #99)



This song is pure 90's one-hit-wonder bliss in it's most infectious form. I was fascinated by it's weird "noorrrty noorrrty, verrrrrrrrrry norrrrrrrrrrrrtty" intro, random laughter, and sped up cockney lyrics, in that way that you don't really LIKE something but just can't help listening to it. It belongs firmly in the 90's but enjoys being rehashed by Triple J on the odd occasion. 


Inner Circle - "Sweat (A La La La La Long)" (#94)




I remember attempting to choreograph this song with my grade 2 school friends in the playground. We all loved it's silly a-lalala-long lyrics and made impressions of the lead singer's reggae voice, and all the while not realizing that were were singing about a guy wanting to basically rape a lady. It is also a terrible song.

Green Jelly - "Three Little Pigs" (#85)



I also have Rage to thank for my exposure of music of course, without which I would not have seen this fantastically novel video. This song was perfect for an innocent seven year old who had just had The True Story of the Three Little Pigs read to her by her teacher. Bastardized fairy tales were a bit of a thing for a while.
 

Culture Beat - Mr Vain (#68) 



I think I actually had to warm up to this song in jazz dance class, or at least watch another group do it. Ok, lets be real, the early nineties had some doozies, and this was one of them. But that was 90's dance for you and we've all progressed since then. In the meantime, I am doing some mad Night at the Roxbury-esque head pops right now. 

Utah Saints - "Something Good" (#66)





This song is bloody amazing, so much so that they remixed and re-released it in 2008. Not really necessary, but at least it reminded people that the song existed and was ah, something very good (lulz) for its time. I have a memory of doing a dance in the garden to this song. 

Faith No More - "Easy" (#62)




My first exposure to transvestism was thanks to this video clip. Of course I just thought it was silly and funny, and there was nothing that a young girl should worry about, so I'm glad for my naivety. This song is played to death now, but it was always quite a solid one.


Ween - "Push Th' Lil Daisies" (#40)




My mum hated this song, and I couldn't really figure out why. It was catchy and the singer had a cute little boy voice and the film clip was weird... I had no idea what he was singing about so I assumed it was something rude and that's why mum didn't like it. Which it's not... right??? R.I.P. Ween, I miss you.

Salt-N-Pepa - "Shoop" (#35)



This song was on all the bloody time. I probably asked "What does shoop mean" enough to drive my parents nuts. I thought the middle girl's hair was pretty cool. That's all my thoughts on this song. 


Ace of Base - "All That She Wants" (#29)




I remember singing this song with Dad a little later on when mum was pregnant with my little sister. That all my mum wanted was another bab-eh was debatable... just kidding, love you Maz! Anyway I completely adored this song, along with "The Sign". I wanted to dress like those swedish girls and light candles and brood.


4 Non Blondes - "What's Up" (#24)



I utterly HATED this song when it came out, and it remains as one of my least favourite songs of all time. SO annoying. What was she trying to achieve with that fucking hat and goggles, seriously? Do you have to be so badly 90's, lady? Can you please have a better voice? Also please get out of my head whenever I think of you?! Sheeeeesh. 


The Cruel Sea- "Black Stick" (#21)




My parents got this album around this time, and played it to smithereens. Once, many years later, an American exchange student was staying with a family friend and we took her out to some of the more interesting parts of Brisbane, and my mum put this on in the car. Probably the most Australian music you could play to a US dweller, I was kind of embarrassed at the time but was also reminded of what a great album this is. 

Pet Shop Boys - "Go West" (#18)



Another shit 90's song that I loved to pieces. I had a brief Pet Shop Boys love affair as a super youngster, but so did the rest of the world at the time. I'll assume, anyway. This is an awful song. Enjoy. 


REM - "Everybody Hurts" (#11)



My uncle was a huge REM fanatic and also helped me along my musical journey. The film clip was on all the time and I remember laughing at the captions in it. It also became one of the first songs I learnt on guitar. The album was another one my parents flogged a bit too, and I remember being frightened of "New Orleans Instrumental No. 1". I thought it sounded like aliens. 



Blind Melon - "No Rain" (#4)




One of those songs that was impossible to miss, and all my easy listening loving friends would still harp on it about a decade later. I don't know how popular it would have been without that film clip (Blogger won't let me post you the clip here for some reason). I really identified with that kid, man. 


Radiohead - "Creep" (#2) 



Duh. If you didn't hear this song at the time then you were without hearing. It seemed dark and not very nice and there was a swear in it (depending on where you were hearing it) and I didn't really think much of it, but I remember wondering why the man was so down about himself. I did think he was a bit creepy myself. NOW LOOK AT ME. 

For the complete list, click here. See you in a few days with the best of 1993... In the meantime, comment with your best memories of 92, if you wish!