2012 Gigs: Too Many To Blog (A LIST)

If you're about to start uni and need something to procrastinate with during lectures or study etc. then this is the post for you! It is long, with lots of hopefully not boring anecdotes, about the gigs that occurred in 2012 that I have not blogged for you, and would like to just snapshot for you, now, here, today. It's one omission is Radiohead, which deserves its own post, and maybe a gif of me kissing Thom Yorke's lazy eye repeatedly in gratitude and fanatical obsession. But here it is, all the gigs I saw last year for your reading pleasure, plus some other experiences of note. It was a pretty amazing year for gigs, I have to say, and I am very appreciative of being able to see the cream of the crop. 2013 is shaping up to contain some memorable moments as well, and I hope I can get to as many as possible. No longer sharehousing however = not as many dollars in my pockets. But we'll see. Here's to a late but hopefully great list!

Ashley Naylor of Even

Even and the Fauves, The Zoo, Saturday 7th of July

The Fauves

I was a tired and cranky bitch for this gig, but had paid my money and was going to see all the bands. The Fauves and Even are both Melbourne bands who are still kicking along since their mid to late 90's heyday, in which I was a young radio listening fan. How good that they would tour together at the Zoo for my reminiscent pleasure! The Fauves were the opener, and played an extremely energetic, solid set. There were none of their slightly gimmicky pop song favourites such as "Dogs Are the Best People", "Bigger than Tina" or "Surf City Limits", that I remembered best. This was probably not a shame really, as it gave way for their more impressive creative and heavier moments. "Celebrate the Failure" and "The Charles Atlas Way" was thrown in for Triple J friendly measure. Even was next, and their lead singer Ashley Naylor won the crowd with his enthusiasm and charming nature, playing just as solidly as the Fauves. While I was pleased to hear tokens "Black Umbrella" and "Shining Star", I was pretty enthralled with the whole thing, as they bring that slightly Beatles-ish catch to all their songs, and remind you what a good asset to Australian music history they are. People need to remember these bands more! It should have been a sold out show that night, and wasn't.

Bright young chaps.

Herman's Hermits, Sherwood RSL, Sunday 2nd September (Father's Day!) 

It's not often you get to see a 1960's British pop group for $33 in the comfort of your parent's local RSL. But I did, father's day 2012, after completing the Bridge to Brisbane 5km run in 31 minutes 57 seconds (1 second longer than the year previous), and feasting on Sherwood RSL's fathers day buffet. This also happened after we had the world's oldest and worst jokes told to us by some old bloke as pre-show entertainment. During his jokes,I went through the wrong door for the bathroom, and promptly bumped into a Hermit, who looked a bit stunned and pointed me the right way. We learnt that they weren't really the original band, in fact only one of the musicians were there from the beginning (Barry Whitwam), but that didn't spoil the music, which was very well executed in such a weird setting. I also may have got a shout out when one of the band members said "A young lady walked into our dressing room earlier- but we haven't had groupies for years!" ... Oh god. They performed, smiling and blissed out to be there, not phased by the dining room venue, 4.15pm commencement time, and upper middle class aging audience, minus me and some hangers on. They did so many songs I recognised without having realised they were them, as well as a few cover medleys of songs around their time. The show became a really nice history lesson on the 60's, as well as a realisation that there were other bands besides all the The's - Beatles, Kinks, Who and Stones... and these guys were in the forefront. Well worth it. Also if you need a cheap drink and don't care where you are, RSL's are the shit, especially if your dad is a member.

Dexy's: Runnin'.

 Harvest Festival (Sunday 18th November, Brisbane Botanic Gardens)

John McCrea: Champion of the world

2012's Harvest weekend will always go down in history as a hugely memorable day, for many reasons. I'd just moved in with my boyfriend Tiptoes, in a beautiful house in Bardon (whee!), my friend was staying with us for the weekend amongst our moving of shit, and the weather was abso-fucking-lutely raging in freak hailstorm season. We all went along with tired but high spirits, and caught some of the best of what was on offer. Dexy's Midnight Runners were so cheesy it was sickening, but were clearly having a good time, and everyone danced to "Come On Eileen" no matter who or where they were. Dandy Warhols oddly didn't really suit the festival vibe as I expected, and choosing to play slowburners like "Good Morning" and "Godless" (while favourites of mine) probably didn't help get the crowd going. I still enjoyed them because I always will, but my group was bored. Liars were kind of weird and dark and brooding and slow, and I wasn't too enthralled, but may have been in a different context. Cake was fun and solid while they opened with "Frank Sinatra" and played "Never There" and ended with the "Distance". Lead singer John McCrea however ruined the fun by shouting at us all sorts of political statements more relevant to the US than here, during and in between songs. After I'd secured a great spot for Ben Folds Five, it was announced we were all to evacuate due to a hail storm and the entire festival found shelter at the QUT grounds, while bits of ice thundered down upon us. It felt apocalyptically weird! Only about an hour or so was lost however, and the show went on, except that I had to miss bits of both Ben Folds Five and Beck due to the new timing. 

Ben Folds Five

BFF were great, I have to say, although having seen Ben enough times solo, my focus was on drummer Darren and bassist Robert, who are fantastic musicians. It was amazing to share the experience with another once (or still) obsessed fan too, and to sing along with old favourites. But I had to scurry over to Beck, who was SO much fun. He played a weird amazing group of songs, lots from later albums 'Guero' 'The Information' and 'Modern Guilt', but also some gems from 'Seachange', and 'Odelay' favourites "Hotwax" (omg!), "Devils Haircut" and "Where It's At". Tiptoes and I danced our little hearts out. Beck had a weird, lazy, fun presence, so much better than his disappointing sickly presence at V festival in 2006 when last I'd saw him. 
The show wasn't over though, even though I was ready to go home, and we caught a captivating set of gorgeous melodies from Grizzly Bear, a bit of Crazy P, and most of Santigold's energetic, dancetastic set, which made me fall a bit in love with her. Then we walked around for half an hour to get a cab and collapsed forever. Another great year Harvest! Please be as promising this year.  

J Spaceman: photo by captainsdead.com

Spiritualized, Hi Fi Bar, Tuesday 4th December

This show crept up on me, on an exhausting day involving a massive heatwave, and I wasn't sure how I was going to enjoy it in the state I was in. Luckily it was the perfect kind of gig for such a mood. At a low capacity Hi Fi, Jason "J Spaceman" Pierce, was seated comfortably at his piano and/or guitar, with his other sombre band members astride, and a couple of backing singing ladies, supported by a projection of all sorts of Windows Screensaver-esque visuals. Together with the music, this set up created a very soothing, moving experience, gently rocking me into a peaceful state. Jason's voice was not much stronger than on the latest record (see my previous entry!), but it was forgiven as you contemplate what the dude has been through... years of drug and alcohol abuse, becoming critically ill with pneumonia (he stopped breathing twice) in 2005, and now being diagnosed with liver cancer and going through chemotherapy... a weaker voice seems fitting. Regardless, his presence and musical energy was strong, and the songs flowed freely. The sound grew better with the gig (or my ears adjusted?), from the seemingly distorted first song, "Here It Comes", on to a selection mostly from 'Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space' and the latest 'Sweet Heart, Sweet Light'. I enjoyed every moment, my highlight being the tug-at-heartstrings title track to 'Ladies and Gentleman', an ode to either drugs or love... transcribed oddly, but well to the live experience. 

Grimes + Dancers

Grimes, The Zoo, Friday 8th December

I have never seen so many young girls with hairs in high bunches, untweezed eyebrows, and bindies all over their forehead. Grimes played her hotly anticipated show at the Zoo, and i got to see what all the fuss was about... well I already knew, her album Visions is an exquisitely catchy piece of music, and worth the 40+ dollars. I was there with my sister and her friends, her first 18+ show since turning said age, which was to me an exciting achievement. I've never felt as old as i did this night, not only surrounded by teenagers I knew but those I did not. Since when did they get so damn cool? Why wasn't I that cool? What do you talk about with them these days? Ahh, youths. Anyway Lady Grimes (aka Claire Boucher) performed like the giddy school girls who adore her, giggly, bashful and babbling, and chuffed as anything to be there, flanked by dancers sharing her craziness. I couldn't understand a word she said or sang but the music was replicated wonderfully, and I felt like one of the kids in Skins for a few seconds if I tried not to remember what I looked like or who I was.

Devo: photo by Cam Ball

Simple Minds, Devo, The Church, The Models, Sirromet Winery, Sunday 9th December
(this was a loooooong week.)

The Church: photo by Cam Ball

I didn't think I would want to ever listen to Whip It again, due to having to sing it through, twice, at work, by a well meaning but mortifying team leader.... But once Devo came round at Sirromet, I was keen to see them in their ageing glory. We were a bit late for the event (yeah that was my fault) and had an awkward spot on the hill, but got to experience everything quite easily nonetheless. I only recognized a few songs by the Models, who seemed to play well but I did find to be a slight bore. The Church were more entertaining, playing strongly and replicating their hits with the passion of a younger band. It may just be that I'm a bigger fan though, as their presence really wasn't as strong as Devo's, who pretty much obliterated the festival, with costumes, video art, dance moves, and pure energy bouncing off the hills. As my family (naturally) agreed, lyrics were never their strong point, but goddamn Devo were, and still are, a fun band, without being the type of annoying that fun bands are resigned to these days. After expected classics such as "Girl U Want" "Whip It" (of course), and "Mongoloid", they ended on an extended version of "It's A Beautiful World" (or so it felt), with that weird baby faced masked boy thing singing the words. It was odd that Simple Minds closed, as they were by far inferior, with the lead singer hardly singing his words (leaving it to the crowd which is always a mistake), and the bands performance being solid but hardly excitable. It's hard to top the excitement of Devo, and after Simple Minds' signature "Don't You (Forget About Me)" we left to get a head start home.


OTHER THINGS I SAW

I went to Rockwiz for the.. third?? time, on Friday the 21st of September at the Convention Centre, which was of course laughs and music and the usual shebang. Bob Evans, Tex Perkins, Joe Camilleri, Vika, Linda, Marcia, even the guy from Even (Ashley). One day, one day.. I'll put my hand up to be a contestant on one of their tours. I could do it, I reckon, until they start asking about Dragon or Jo Jo Zep or even the Beegees... Hmm on second thoughts, I'm still too shy.

Exit? Yes please

I got practically dragged to Stereosonic on the 2nd of December thanks to a friend who works for a will-not-be-named company who gets free tickets to events so that she can check on music distribution licences (in a nutshell?). At the time I was like, a free ticket, why not! But as the day approached and I was unwell, it was the last place I wanted to be. I tried to enjoy myself during some of the dj sets (being most of the 'shows' on offer), but my god was it difficult to enjoy the same shitty, repetitive, blasting music shoved in my ears all day. Luckily my friend wasn't too fussed either, otherwise I would have been the worst company imaginable. Calvin Harris wasn't terrible, but I can kind of appreciate some of his things. Everything else was boring. I was gone before Major Lazer came out, which was probably the only thing that I would have really wanted to see. At least I can say I've been to a really shit music festival that the masses think is excellent.

Casey and Eric

Finally TIM AND ERIC came to the Tivoli on the 4th of October and it was a wonderful time. It wasn't what I expected however... sketches that we kinda had seen before (involving Casey Tatum, Spaghett!, and the Beaver Boys), interspersed with projections of favourite sketches, which the audience got to choose based on the loudness of cheering/clapping. It also seemed like a legit measure! The entire segments of "Just 3 Boys" was also shown to the audience via videoscreen. I thought using video footage was a bit of an easy move and not what we paid money for, but it was fun to watch as a group of fans of this fucked up show, and I will say there was some very interesting looking people in the crowd who will vouch for that. Also, an opening song consisting only of the words "Diarrhea", finishing tribute to Australia, and an encore involving a quiz of the show between 3 audience couples, made it all quite memorable. Also DJ DouggPound had some awesomely terrible opening jokes to kick it off. Follow him on twitter, now. Now Doug get off the track! STICK A FORK IN ME I'M DONE!

Oh my Blog! 2012 is Over!

Well, this is awkward.

It's been a ridiculously busy year of lots of things happening, since August 2012 at least when I last spoke to the internets world. I thought I'd have a few spare moments to blog while on the christmas holiday break, but   it was over in a flash and I've only just had the chance to sit down now, after I've been back at work for 3 days already. And so much has happened! Which means I've had some re-assessing to do as to the future of this blog, for if I'm going to let it go for 4 months then I need to find some way to do better. It may just turn into a blog for lots of general stuff... I may blog about gigs, albums, movies, books, things that are on my mind grapes, TV shows, dinner and drinking destinations, sports (ahahahah oh god no, that's not going to happen), politics (watch out Campby), health, psychology. Or it may stay the way it is! Who knows! It's like a kinder surprise!

Nonetheless, I do want to do a round up of all the gigs I went to after my Campbell rant, and also pay very special attention to Radiohead's two (2) shows I went to on their australia tour, because they could literally be the best live show in the universe and best band in the history of the universe. I am kidding, but only half. 

For now though, I thought I'd let you know what my favourite albums and songs were of 2012. 2012 was a pretty shit year for music if you ask me, with not many real standouts that wowed everyone, and lots of established bands having to attempt to top their last awesome release. Not a lot grabbed me and as a result, this is a rather mediocre list. I don't even know if I'm going to vote for the Triple J Hottest 100 yet!! Considering I've managed to vote every year since I was like, 12, this is significant stuff in the life of Steph. 

Ok so here goes. In no particular order 'cause I can't pick a number 1:

Tame Impala's "Lonerism" was a hit for pretty much everyone- Triple J, 4ZZZ, Nova, Pitchfork, my family, every man and his bloomin' dog. For great reason: it's a flowing tapestry of awesome, and very quickly addictive. Their sophomore release does not change up much from their debut, their 70's psychadelic summery sound is all over the thing, but it really seems to work for them. Tame Impala just know how to create continuous catch, even while everything sounds a bit the same. A perfectly timed summer album, solidifying Tame Impala as one of Australia's internationally respected wonder-bands (and one I like a lot to boot). Also if I were to get high, I would get high to "Feels Like We Only Go Backwards", immediately.

Grizzly Bear's "Shields" had a lot to live up to, as 2009's "Veckatimest" was made love to over and over again by critics and music fans alike. Luckily, it's pretty amazing. It took a bit to grow on me, as it's lush instrumentation ebbing and flowing requires attention to process, but once I had the focus, it stood out as an exquisite album. I got to see them at Harvest Festival this year (my 3rd time seeing them omg glooooat) and the songs were beautifully translated live onstage, making me appreciate this album a little more. I'm glad this album could show they weren't just a hipster flavour of the month and actually have so much more to offer the music world.

Oh look, speaking of hipster flavour of the.... lifetime of Pitchfork, here comes Animal Collective, with "Centipede Hz". Universally recognised as perhaps the worst album cover of the year, the album inside it is a rollercoaster of colour and texture, highs, lows and awkward messes, like most AC albums are... It doesn't have quite the pop value (and new-fan-creating abilities) of 2009's "Merriweather Post Pavillion", and does have a few slightly-almost-skippable moments bordering on annoying. However, there is some fantastic stuff on the album, and a couple of new favourite songs that sound a bit more like band member Panda Bear's solo stuff (and one of which: "New Town Burnout", was written for his last solo album, so go figure), as well as their leading single "Today's Supernatural". 

Actually not called "Huh?", but "Sweet Heart, Sweet Light"... This album by Spiritualized is only the second I own as a relatively newer fan, and so I only have "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space" to compare it to (which is close to a perfect album). This album does have a very similar feel to that one however, and I found it very easy to love for that reason. Opening single "Hey Jane" is a killer, and hooked me in completely, one of my favourite songs of the year. Similar to "Ladies and Gentleman" the album hovers between grinding, lazy rock anthems, and sweet, loving melancholic ballads, culminating in bittersweet "So Long You Pretty Thing". Frontman Jason Pierce/Spaceman's voice seems lazier and with less effort on each song, but it's kind of the singing that works for the album, and as a result, I have come back to it a lot this year.

Grimes' "Visions" is also another very well played album for me. It was very difficult to ignore the melodically pleasurable singles "Oblivion" and "Genesis" from this album, which is the third in Grimes' catalogue, but the first to make such an impact on the music world. Particularly teenage girls who have suddenly developed blunt fringes, pony-tailed hair and bindies on their foreheads, coincidentally similar to Grimes' 24 year old mastermind Claire Boucher. The album is full of dark, dirty electropop with Claire's pixie-mated-with-a-chipmunk voice spilling over the top of it, and caused me to launch into impromptu dance in the kitchen many times. 

I really like Spoon, a lot... but here's a secret, I never got the whole Wolf Parade obsession quite as much as everyone else. Luckily, both bands collaborated, and created Divine Fits, made an album called "A Thing Called Divine Fits", and I like it a lot. It combines the passionate, catchy pop of Spoon with the darker, complex indie rock dimensions of Wolf Parade, to create a very nice selection of songs, highlights being the radio friendly "What Gets You Alone" and "My Love is Real". The only downside is a completely unnecessary cover of one of my favourite songs ever written, Rowland S. Howard's "Shivers". Nothing is added to it and I don't understand why they needed a cover song in there at all, they were doing quite fine without it! But nonetheless, you should hear this album anyway. 

I've only been a casual fan of Santigold (or The Artist Formerly Known As Santogold), and recently downloaded this album, "Master of My Make Believe" after being very impressed by her performance at Harvest Festival this year. Santigold has that kind of gruff, in your face yell-voice that Nicki Minaj is even worse at, and for that reason I kind of need breaks in between Santigold listens, and have to be in THAT kind of mood. This album seemed to get me at the right times as I found it quite refreshingly appealing in it's upbeat, heaving progression from beginning (Karen O howls in "Go!") to end (tribal mayhem with "Big Mouth"). I think what I was looking for this year was music with a great hook, and a lot of songs fit that description here. 

Well that's all! Just 7 albums! Notable mentions (i.e. Albums I've heard a few times and enjoyed but not enough to rate yet), include: 

Frank Ocean - Channel Orange, 

Alt J- An Awesome Wave 

M. Ward - A Wasteland Companion, and 

David Byrne & St Vincent - Love This Giant. 

On that last one, I just love the album cover, and must show you for this reason.. It's just so WEIRD and bizarre like they are. Look at it! The chins! The cheekbones! The expressions! David! Sigh. 

And finally, my top 10 songs of this year. With youtube video!

1. Frank Ocean - Super Rich Kidz

It sounds like Benny and the Jets and it won't get out of my head. 

2. Spiritualized- Hey Jane

So good while driving. Try it! (p.s. this film clip is messed uuuuuuuuup.)

3. Grimes - Genesis and/or Oblivion

They're both interchangeable in their similar awesomeness, I can't pick which I like best.

4. Alt J- Breezeblocks

I'm confident this is an opinion shared by many others and it will be in the top 10 of the hottest 100. If not there is no justice and I give up on everything. 

5. Grizzly Bear- Sun In Your Eyes

Epic, beautiful, explosive, and the perfect closer of their album.

6. Beach House - Lazuli

Very "Beach House" and very pretty and addictive. 

7. Tame Impala - Apocalypse Dreams

Also good while driving! I dare you.

8. Dirty Projectors - Gun Has No Trigger 

A band I should listen to more of. A subtle, foreboding song that has snuck in and haunted my subconcious

9. Santigold - Disparate Youth 

Just listening to it now makes me want to dance with a deadpan expression on my face

10. Animal Collective - New Town Burnout

I love the passion in Panda Bear's voice, even though he's not really singing about anything. 

Special mention to Ben Folds Five- Michael Praytor, Five Years Later, for not being shit.

Well that's all for now bitches! I am so glad to have done this finally and I hope to do more soon. I can count on you guys to prod me if I slack off again. THANKYOU FOR READING! SLACKER OUT!

Non-music rant #2: An Open Letter to Campbell Newman

****Context for readers: our state premier, Campbell "Soup" Newman, who I did not vote for, is the only premier in Australia who will not put forward any money into a national disability insurance scheme, which Australia has needed since the beginning of time. Australia is one of the worst countries in the world in terms of looking after their people with disabilities, we spend half as much money on support in all forms, than we should. Campbell has also fired around 7 thousand public servants (non front-line so far, so I'm safe, for now), based on the supposed "fact" that labour borrowed so much money to pay them, that we are on the brink of bankruptcy as a state. This is a "fact" that is not altogether backed up by any true facts. (just google Campbell Newman job cuts or something and you'll see what I mean). Hence, my second rant. Stop me oh oh oh stop me...***


Dear Mr Campbell,
I am a writer of a music blog which a number of my close and far family and friends read faithfully, and I often leave dormant for a time while I’m busy with life and everything that goes with it. I also am lucky enough to be employed by the government (one of your public servants you may wish to sack later), working for disability services. I’ve had the pleasure of working with people with disabilities for over 3 years, and even before that when I was a part time therapist working with a child with autism.
My experience with people with disabilities is a mere bit of dust on the tapestry of other’s. But even I can see the necessity of bringing these experiences into focus.


Firstly, the juxtaposition of my own life, compared to the lives of others, is ridiculous.
I basically am at a place and ability to do whatever the heck I want. I have a fulfilling job, relevant to my interests, that gives me security and finance to support my desired, chosen lifestyle. I live where I’ve chosen to live, with people I have chosen to live with, at a location I desire. I’m close to the things I like to do at this location… shop, buy what I want without having to consult with anyone else, attend music events, movies, performances, galleries, restaurants and bars, and gyms (all of my choice). I can drink as much as I like, and indulge in other good-in-moderation things, without having to answer to anyone, I can visit my friends when I like, and I can choose who my friends are. I see my family often, and they have been in my life, all of my life. I am in a relationship, with everything a relationship allows, and if I wasn’t in this relationship, I could still provide for myself a healthy sex life if I wanted to (whether by myself or another person). I am a visible consumer, I can vote, and I can choose what I do with my spare time, I can choose what music I listen to, and try to make a valued contribution to society by writing about music online. You could say I have a valued, social role, in most aspects of my life, my career, family, personal life, friends, and recreational time.


A lot of people in this world can probably read that paragraph and think that it describes them. In fact, for some people, this kind of life is a given, something expected, taken for granted, the basics.
For a lot of other people, this paragraph is pure fantasy, a dream that they might laugh off as ridiculous.
The adults I’ve met with (intellectual and physical) disabilities… some acquired, some born, most, if not all, exacerbated by their neglected, sometimes brutal past; have never, and perhaps will never, be able to say these things about themselves. They’re stuck, and literally stuck, in a system that is incompatible with what it claims to provide.


You’re probably on your way to your twilight years, I’m guessing Campbell? I assume you have a pretty neat little idea of what you’d like to do in those years, don’t you? Probably deciding to retire when you like, buying a caravan or houseboat or plane ticket, and scooting around to all the places you’ve always wanted to go to, selling off the family home to buy a lovely little queenslander in the country? Something like that? Ok, well imagine instead, that in your twilight age you lived in a tiny box-like, urine-smelling government built house, where you shared your entire life with 3 or 4 other people around the same age, who you have not chosen to live with, and a handful of rotating carers that helped you with those little tasks you can’t do completely by yourself. Imagine that your time outside the house, doing what interests you, was scheduled rigidly, to occur for a total of 6 hours every fortnight. That means, in a week, 3 hours are allocated for you to simply get out of the house. 165 hours remain in which you are firmly stuck inside those walls. Imagine if, during those 3 hours, you were accompanied to programs or activities that were chosen for you, based on what’s available, and what people think you might like. (You've never had a job, so you have little money to spend on anything different anyway). Some of them are courses like cooking or music, which you’ve been involved in from start to finish, multiple times. You’re sick of them, and you’d like to tell your carers, but they don’t have the time to sit down with you and let you explain to them, in your way of communicating, and in a way they can understand. In fact, you can’t tell them that the potato mash you get served up every night for dinner, is your least favourite food ever. Then, on the odd occasion that you get so fed up you throw the plate at the wall with all your strength, you get put in isolation, a bunch of people go on talking about how aggressive you’ve become, or worse, you’re given some valium to ‘calm you down’ / put you to sleep. The little privacy you have in your room is always broken by carers checking on you. You’d like to have a relationship, with someone, but you can’t even take an underwear catalogue from the mail to imagine such a thing happening. Soon psychologists come to visit you, one after the other, to talk to you, watch you, and write things about you. Meanwhile, all you can do at home is watch TV, which you don’t get to pick the channel, and listen to the radio, of which is always on country music, which you hate. But as people heard you grew up on a farm, they assume it’s your favourite music. You’ve never had a drink at the pub, and you’ve never felt what being drunk is like, but you definitely, repeatedly know what being drugged up is like. You’ve never even been to the ekka, or to a zoo, or a concert, or the theatre.
You don’t have energy to think about what you might want to do with your life on a grander scale… travelling, hobbies, exploring, even working. Because the smaller basic things need to be met first.
Imagine that where you live is an area 2 hours away from where anyone you could identify as your biological family live, who you go to visit maybe every once every six months. When you visit, your whole household come with you, so you don’t even get to spend two hours of private quality time with these family members. You could develop close bonds with the people who work with you every day, but within a few years of developing an attachment with one or two, they are moved on to another house, without much explanation from you, never to be seen again, leaving you confused, heartbroken, and trust-broken. Before living here you were in an institution, but at least there were more people in your life then, a few you even considered your friends. Now you never see them, except at department organized Christmas lunches and dances, which make you anxious as you're not used to so much activity and energy in one small room.


Imagine if this was your life, completely, and totally, and there was nothing that was going to change whatsoever, until you become too frail to be cared for, put into a nursing home, or deteriorate to the point that a cold turns into pneumonia which sends you dying on the hospital table hours later. Or they discover you have had cancer for months just that little too late.


Would you be depressed?
Not so oddly enough, a lot of the adults I worked with, were diagnosed with depression. A number of them also presented with behavioural ‘problems’, which needed solutions. Solutions that involved getting them involved in valued roles, getting to choose what they wanted to do with their day, having more time doing these things, and developing long lasting relationships with people that cared about them.
Solutions that myself, nor their carers (as well meaning and caring as they could be), nor the system, could actually carry out.


Why?


Because the system doesn’t allow for it. There is simply not enough money to change things. All of us who work in adult disability services have the opportunity to do is provide band-aid solutions for problems that won’t go away, because they’re so set in, thanks to a deeply flawed system. A system that really, doesn’t care enough about them.


Disability affects EVERYONE. The other side of this coin, is with the people I work with today, young children with diagnosed developmental delays who need all the early intervention they can get, to prevent them ever ending up in a the above ‘hypothetical’ situation. This is absolutely crucial. Because unfortunately the above ‘hypothetical’ situation, is in no way hypothetical. It is extremely real.


I know it’s hard for you to imagine, Campbell, because it’s hard to put yourself into someone’s shoes until you actually go and spend time with them. But disability affects EVERYONE. You could have a stroke tomorrow and wind up in the exact same situation. And, were you not so lucky to land a cushy job as premier, you would be crying out for the support you just can’t afford. And it will have been you who has prevented this support from being available.


We treat people with disabilities like they are lesser, invisible people who don’t deserve a say because they lucked out. We treat people who don’t communicate in the exact same complex way that you and I do, as if they have nothing to say. We need to ask them what they want, and we need to have the means to give them what they want. Right now, they’re stuck. We can’t leave them stuck until we have ‘enough surplus’, or until you’ve fired as many valuable public servants as you can (some of whom work in disability services). Because by the time that happens, so many of these people will have deteriorated, so many of them will have given up. This isn’t a ‘hmm, maybe we should, maybe we shouldn’t’ decision. This is a motherfucking necessity. We need this. Tax me as much as you like, reduce the money you're handing to the disagreeable (imo) racing industry, get rid of those bloody citycycles, give me one less train to Ipswich a day (which is always late anyway), take the plants out of my office, I don’t care, just put some money in to the NDIS, and stop being a douchebag about it.


Yours, faithfully, 
ladygrinningsoul

 Campbell: loves his bloody citycycles.

Lanie Lane @ the Hi Fi, 31st May 2012 VS Kirin J Callinan, Black Bear Lodge, 21st May 2012

VS 

BLOGFIGHT!

I've decided that part of the reason why I am so terrible at posting reviews on time is that I take far too many words to review them. Less is more, as they always say, and I don't necessarily have to take 1000 words to say something that can be better said in 500. So, concise.tight.reviews. is my plan. With that in mind, I'm going to review Lanie Lane and Kirin J Callinan in the same review, and I will decide which I liked better, and the winner gets more song plays from me! AND I'm going to be as brief as I can about both of them. 


Lanie (pronounced "Lannie", somehow) Lane, has won over Rockwiz viewers and general Australians, bad teeth and all, with her 1950's rockabilly country pop style, and all the fashion and hairstyle trimmings to accompany it. It's a selective genre, one I've not been very familiar with or really found an interest in. 
But for one parental birthday or another, I went along to the Hi Fi, Dad's favourite venue of choice (see 'Damned' review), to see her perform. Upon our arrival, the Rubens were already deep into their set, a band who is gaining a lot of momentum on Triple J at the moment. I really liked their effortlessly bluesy rock style, with a heartfelt croon which particularly stands out in their current single "Lay It Down". I even, almost, bought an EP.
Lanie was a happy, excitable young lady backed with a very exceptional band who accompanied her soulful voice well. She belted out her songs with emotion and thrill, playing guitar along with them. Throughout the tunes she threw in a couple of words about the songs, stories of love and loss, gentlemen and country livin', culminating in that one song I'd heard, "Oh Well, That's What You Get For Falling In Love With A Cowboy". Throughout the set I was very impressed with her talent and skill, and the way she and the band complemented each other so well. But I was sadly, and sorry to admit, a bit bored. The fact is, as I said, hers is not the type of music I'm that fond of, and it was really the style I was bored of. The only time it was changed up at all was during a duet with Lanie and her guitarist (Aidan Roberts), who sang a song about drugs that he had written. My parents thought it was a bit wanky, and as Lanie listed off a bunch of substances while backing Aidan's chorus, it kind of was. But it was also a very beautiful, stripped back song, that put the spotlight on Lanie's voice as well as showcasing Aidan's nicely. 
Despite my waning interest, there was a full crowd tonight, and her popularity is for good reason. The girl has talent in spades and is obviously beloved for bringing old fashioned country music to a mainstream(ish) audience. She's even supporting Jack White on his Australian Tour. So, great job Lanie, and I'm sorry I don't like you more.

Lanie: No fucks to give.

Then, a few weeks later on a Thursday night after a lovely dinner with a good friend, I accompanied my gig buddy/boyf to see Kirin J Callinan at Black Bear Lodge. I knew nothing about his old band the Mercy Arms, or himself, or what kind of music he performed (Triffids meets My Bloody Valentine was my reference point), but was happy to see something new... as I usually am!
After two support bands, one averagely ambient (DCM), and another much more entertaining and indie-licious (Nite Fields), we were both ridiculously tired. But thankfully, Kirin arrived with his super unique haircut: perfectly shaped black fringe with shaved head and very short straight mullet at the back of his neck. 
Already fans were urging him to take off his shirt, to which he replied smoothly "In time, in time". I'm not sure if it was necessary, but he kept to his word upon reminder. 
Anyway, to the music. I'm at a weird stage in my taste where I've discovered Rowland S. Howard, and now any angsty weird guy who sings with a deep voice sounds like him. I can't be objective enough to tell you if Kirin actually does, but he reminded me of Rowland anyway. Kirin had a band with him, all decked out in hospital masks, which he proudly told us he paid $2 each for. However, I'm not convinced they were necessary, as Kirin, his amazing, powerful, vibratoing voice, and his guitar that went from whispering to howling in seconds with hardly a strum, would have been enough. 
After a couple of songs (I can't tell you what they were called, and I doubt setlist.com will be able to help me), in which all ears and eyes were glued to the stage, Kirin took to a different form of entertainment: spruiking autographed framed pictures of himself. It was pretty amusing and if they weren't a bit creepy, and I had the money, I would have bought one for the heck of it. His stage presence was pretty incredible and he had a really professional, and comfortably natural way with the crowd, despite having an appearance about him that would suggest a more timid, troubled genius. 
His songs were confronting, heartbreaking, jarring, and shoegazey, and he conveyed so much with his voice, and accompanying facial expressions, it was easy to forget how tired I was and just watch the magic unfold. I was pretty well won over. They didn't have time to do a couple more as they had to drive back to Sydney, so it felt a lot shorter than it should have been, but very satisfying. 

"When I told her, I didn't love her anymore, she cried."

While his recorded stuff is good, he's really best to see live, so if he's ever around your way, do yourself a Steve Brule and CHECK IT OUT. 


Lanie gets 7 out of 10 Peggy Olson 1960 Fringes, and Kirin gets 8.5 out of 10 Kirin J Callinan 2012 Fringes. KIRIN WINS! A toast.


p.s. Ah Blogger, you were doing so well, and now you're doing weird random highlighting that I can't turn off. I apologise on behalf of blogger, readers.

Prince, Friday 18th May, Brisbane Entertainment Centre

above: probable reason why i didn't really get into prince when i was a teenager.

Prince is someone I only ever dabbled briefly in until last year, partly thanks to Dropbox (always thanks to Dropbox) and a very cheap Purple Rain cd at JB. It hasn't taken long for me to become a fan, the fan I never knew I could be. It would have been sooner had my parents ever played Prince when I was growing up, and mum could have also ended up with a ticket as well. But they DIDN'T, so I'm now one up on my parents... suckers!


Prince's tour was announced about a month before the show, leading to frantic ticket buying and yet another artist making me poor for a week, and I ended up with gold seated tickets (thx gig buddy!). The good part about a big ego musician annoyingly announcing a tour at the very last minute is that there is very little waiting to occur prior to the gig, and also meant I had 4 weeks to get familiar with as much Prince as possible. I think I did pretty well though, and in fact 'Purple Rain' has become not only a favourite so-bad-it's-good film but favorite all time album. Anyway, to the show! It was always going to be shit at the Entertainment Centre (BEC for short) but this nights show was really no exception. The parking was of course horrendous (and I still don't understand why they charge for crappy parking which isn't used at any other time) and we just made it in time for the show to start.


To start with, we were greeted with a man playing an amazingly intricate composition on classical guitar in the centre of the stage. At this point the huge video screens that were set up above the love symbol stage displayed him in pristine clarity. Then, as the guitarist switched his tune to an acoustic "Purple Rain", we noticed a hooded figure stand up at the end of the love symbol arrow and walk toward the guitarist, kneeling before him as he played, his hood leaving a long train behind him. Before our eyes, they both miraculously and gracefully disappeared underneath the stage. Where they go!? 

Not long after, the band appeared and began to play an energetic song I'd not heard (Thunderstorms??), and the music finally hit the audience with excitement racing. Prince was nowhere to be seen, until suddenly, we heard him singing and there he was, just out of nowhere, no fancy entry or anything. After such an elaborate introduction, this was not very Princey! They put on an excellent opener and then moved on from number to explosive number, not before Prince announced to the crowd.... "Hi Brisbane. I am here. Where are you." Yes, sir, you have achieved god-like status and it is well earned and accepted. Aaaaaand you know it. 


The songs were thick fast and absolutely brilliant, Prince sounding as good as he ever did, with back up singers supporting him with warmth, energy, and all sorts of interesting haircuts. I wasn't recognising much to start with, but as soon as soon as the words "Dearly Beloved.." were spoken, the audience went, well, crazy, along with me, masking his half said intro. Halfway through this superb live translation of "Lets Go Crazy", the band went brilliantly into "Delirious" and then effortlessly came back to finish off the initial song. "1999" soon followed, sadly concluding all of his songs off the title album. At this point one of my gig buddies said "THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY DREAM!", and it really was that kind of moment- hearing such a phenomenal signature song played and sang in the flesh by Prince himself in all it's ecstatic glory; it couldn't get much better than that. 

above: a medley of shitty instagram photos because prince wouldn't let me bring my camera. I 4give U tho P

After a couple more with the band, Prince went over to his piano, which had been set up with prerecorded backing tracks. He sat down and commenced a medley of bits and pieces of some of his best and most popular songs. "When Doves Cry", "Sign O the Times", "Hot Thing" and "Housequake" were included in this quick mix, as well as about five seconds of "Darling Nikki" until he stopped to say "I can't play thayat!". While it was nice to have just Prince playing around with us (hehehe), I couldn't help but feel cheated that we didn't get a big band rendition of some of my favourite songs. I also don't particularly like when artists get lazy and allow the audience to sing the chorus for them. Which he did. A fair bit. Some audience participation harmonies are fun, but I don't really pay stacks of money to hear a bunch of my neighbours yelling out a favorite line, to be honest.  


Luckily, Prince reintroduced the band for more full length songs, including the exceptional "Take Me With U", "Raspberry Beret", "Cream" (hey that's right! that song exists!), and even a Michael Jackson cover ("Don't Stop Til You Get Enough"). 

I couldn't wait any longer to use this bathroom and unfortunately left just as he took to the piano again and used its real keys to play some solo versions of songs. I missed "The Beautiful Ones", which I could hear from the bathroom stall and sounded lovely, but stopped short.  As promised, Prince finished on an extra long version of "Purple Rain" which lasted 16 minutes (not the predicted 19, how sad). He introduced it by getting the audience to start singing the 'oohs', which was difficult and high and I felt like a dickhead even trying. This didn't matter, as everyone else tried, and after a fair few minutes of broken audience voices, he lead us into the actual song. It was everything I wanted it to be, epic, tear jerking, harmonies crossing and Prince howling, huge bass drums, and a wonderfully drawn out finale. I just wish he did that one awesome riff towards the end of the song but you really just can't please me completely.

A couple of short encores followed, one involving a cover of "Everyday People" by Sly and the Family Stone, and the final encore being "Kiss". During his final moment, Prince let it all out, getting his super groove on. "Kiss" was the sexiest song of the mix he would allow, and he let himself be taken over with the song's sexiness. He was even lit up in a single spotlight ala his "rival" Michael Jackson, but instead of moonwalking, he finished on this ridiculously awesome (and, I'm going to say, better) butt thrusting dance, which momentarily made you forget he's probably well over 50. 
I have a feeling our encores were cut short, as that was that. True to BEC style, after the lights faded up we were snapped back to reality, reminding we weren't in 1984 glam city, we were in a poorly maintained, 90's built stadium building. 
I have to mention some criticisms here (other than those I've already mentioned). Firstly, the electronics were shocking. The lightshow was fun, but the spotlight was rarely on Prince and the video display (which had so much promise when the intro guitarist was playing), would either not be displaying Prince at all or have him half in shot. Sometimes it wasn't showing ANYTHING, just total darkness. I'm not sure if this was Prince's decision to avoid being photographed (I had to ditch my camera for this reason, and hence had to go back on Sunday to retrieve it, forgetting I'd done so) or BEC requiring some better cameramen (if that was the case, I could recommend about 10 right now). What a waste of technology. Secondly, as per normal BEC events, the sound could have been way, way better, and naturally was not. I need to just have a disclaimer before every BEC show to prevent the usual whinge..  oh GOD I really hope something changes for Radiohead in November. 



Despite its flaws, Prince was a lot of money well spent, and I regret snapping up a ticket for the next weekend, as well as being too tired /lazy/ movingoutthenextday to catch his magnificent after party shows at the HiFi and also at... um... Eaton's Hill. Someone better have shown Prince where the better parties are at while he was here.


A lot of whingeing, but a solid, memorable show, helping to escalate my newfound fandom. 8 phallic guitars out of 10. 

INDEPENDENT! LOCAL! BRISBANE! OVERSEAS! get into it!

Hi everyone. I have been going to a few things here and there over the year thus far that have been more social events than "OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO SEE THIS BAND TONIGHT" which often tends to happen when you're out and about and you end up seeing a local band play a drinking venue. The best part about going out to meet up with friends and seeing some music along the way is you often find yourself really enjoying the band and you get something extra out of your night. It's why I prefer to go to a gig than go to a club, and it's why you should too! Anyway I thought I'd discuss some of the local bands I've seen so far over the past six months, or that I've noticed on the radar and would like to see. Come with me. 

LOCAL

Please click the names for links to bandcamp or similar artist pages! I've thrown in a couple of videos which happen to have been directed by very talented people I know, and I know it may seem like a great big plug but I honestly also think they're excellent.


Astrid and the Asteroids
I saw Astrid and her fellow Asteroids at the Zoo months back, and have wanted to write about them since. Simply put, they are a goddamn talented crew of musicians (mostly Conservatorium graduates, so figures) lead by the enigmatic and vocally marvellous Astrid. Not only do they put on an energetic and powerful live show, decked out in out-of-this-world space costumes, but their music is catchy, infectious and brilliant, in it's brassy, groovy style. I had some super mad fun at this gig. 


Cub Scouts
Cub Scouts have been touring with the likes of Brisbane darlings Ball Park Music and getting quite the name for themselves. They have a very Holiday's feel to me, blissful jangly pop with sweet lyrical moments. I can see them becoming the next indie pop faves on the Triple J circuit and beyond, and it's not hard to see why. Try not to get their song below stuck in your head, I dare ya. 

videoclip directed by world's greatest housemate Sam Rogers

Tiptoes
Tiptoes is a one man band here in Brisbane who specializes in electro-post-pop with the essences of Pulp and Prince, mixed with some Microphones-esque folk. His subject matter is often psychadelic, existential and apocalyptic, with lyrics of depth and complexity hushed in a contemplative croon. His work is both unique and brilliant, and he can even play two far-apart synths at the same time while singing, as I had the priviledge of witnessing at a show at a Real Bad Music gig in February. I'm looking forward to the split single he is currently recording with fellow musician Perpetual Nervousness, and hopefully a 6" EP later in the year. 


Mindjar
I caught Mindjar at the Zoo a few weeks ago and was pretty impressed with their tight set, reflective of old school 90's and 00's alt-rock with dashes of metal-lite. Lead singer Corrie has a superb voice, belting out heartfelt lyrics, sometimes with a screech, others a whisper, and was completely immersed in his performance. The band itself is well in sync and with thumping drums and growling bass, play tight together- but this is clearly Corrie's avenue to shine, sliding himself around the stage like a good frontman should. 

Blank Realm
Blank Realm were part of the third annual Deadshits festival, held at Black Bear lodge, at which I was eager to see label mates Kitchen's Floor for my first time. However good they were, it was Blank Realm that stuck in my memory, so much so that I considered checking them out again at Record Store Day (but did catch some very good Jungle Giants before departing instead). Very electro-ambient, full of reverb and fuzz, but also with some infectiously gritty rock moments, they also managed to entertain me most with a positively charged set. I expect they're already 4ZZZ old hat faves.

Royal Zephyr
Royal Zephyr are a bunch of suave Brisbane gents (I should stop typing the word Brisbane. They're all from Brisbane. Gah) who I'm yet to see live, but they channel some serious 60's - 80's punk rock in their songs; drum fills, electric riffs and all. One track sounds like it could have been a long-lost Doors recording, another is like something Tame Impala wishes they'd created. Whatever their influences are, they have a very retro feel which I have a feeling will be a lot of fun live.


Skypilot
Skypilot is a very easy to enjoy alt-rock band, made up of a group of excellent musicians around Brisbane. They've been compared to the National and U2, and while I'm not a huge fan of either of those bands, they have a similar vocal and musical style.. while in my opinion, being much more enjoyable. They have an excellent range from slow burning lovely acoustic moments, to intensity building drum-pounding guitar-screeching energy. 

videoclip directed by world's best brother and girlfriend, Nic F and Lydia H. I'm also in it!

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OVERSEAS

Additional to some excellent local bands, are some fantastic international (namely US) musical acts I have come across via internet befriending and some that have travelled. These are all independent, local artists in their area, unsigned and completely excellent. I'd encourage you to check them out and support original, independent artists, also they're just freaking good. 


Pocket Vinyl
This Connecticut piano-rock duo has some clear influences, such as Ben Folds, Beirut, but with a fresh and unique passion that makes them stand out. Their songs are beautifully produced and coupled with frontman Eric's brilliant emotive voice and lyrics. Their shows are something I would really like to see over here, in which Eric plays and Elizabeth paints to the music, always something beautiful and inspired (no Red Paintings jokes). They auction off the painting at the end of the show, so the audience may get even more than just a performance. They're also husband and wife too. It's cute.


Clotworthy
Clotworthy, a young musical genius from Philadelphia, makes music I wish I could make (but I'd have to be the female version). Clotworthy tells the familiar story of what it's like to be a dude, trying to make a life, get a girl, maintain a friendship, chase that neverending carrot that is success, but not always make it. Also, what it would be like to be Bill Murray. Along with the relatable lyrics sang with his excellent and unique voice, his synth-driven electro rock music carries you along, and is destined to stick in your head. 


The Uncle Steves
The Uncle Steves, from Illinois, seem to have taken Beck's "Mellow Gold" era and taken it to a whole other level, turning it into their own unique genre. They excel at mixing hip hop with gritty rock, harmonies, acoustic ecstasy and some excellent handclapping. The Uncle Steves style is infectious and powerful, and stays with you for days... There are moments of melodic bliss amongst moments of raw shoe gaze, and it all ties together brilliantly; with heaps to discover upon repeated listenings. 

Max Hay
Away from his home of Montana, Max actually toured Australia in April and played a gig at the Dowse bar as part of their Wednesday event 'The Round.' The Round involves 3 musicians playing a number of songs each, in a round as it suggests. While the other musicians, Brad Butcher and Sam Buckingham, were quite good, Max was the clear standout. His style could be described as Bill Callahan meets Henry Wagons (except less Australian of course), with a tongue in cheek sense of humour peppered in between. Tying together his deep voice with acoustic guitar, harmonica and DIY percussion, his live performance was pretty mesmerising, and I hope he makes the trip back again. 

I'm sure I'll write about many more artists to come! I hope you like them.

So... guess what my next review is going to be of? The motherfucking man in purple himself, Prince. Never thought I'd ever end up at a Prince concert, but there I will be tomorrow night, hopefully in some faux leather, frills and purple eye shadow. Can't wait.